So - it's the eve of release day.  Tomorrow Kee and Tate will unleash their story on the world and I hope you all enjoy.  Their story is to entertain you.  So grab a copy, sit back... and laugh along with them.

​Thank you for following my 30 day writing challenge I set for the guys.  You can scroll down and see their other answers.  ​

​Don't Twunk With My Heart​ is available from all the normal outlets - in ebook and paperback.


30.  One thing you’re excited for

Kee:  Living the rest of my life.  I know it sounds cheesy, and it’s not like I was suicidal, but there was a point in my life where I wondered whether this living business was worth it.  It was the same thing, day in, day out.  And I was stuck in a funk.  But now, I swear, I’m looking forward to every day.

Tate:  Funny.  Because I’m looking forward to the same thing.  I can’t wait to live the rest of my life with you.
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Oh.  And spring fashion, of course.  I’m excited for that.

My favourite story is one of two people who are exact opposites for each other.  Now only days away, don't forget to preorder your copy now.

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28.  The word/phrase you use constantly

Kee:  No.

Tate:  Yes.

RELEASE DAY COUNT DOWN!  Only five more days.  And Kee and Tate will be unleashed on the world!

​But in the meantime, we have the remaining five answers of the 30-Day Writing Challenge.

26.  Things you’d say to an ex

Kee:  Fuck off.  Bugger off. Get away from me.  And next time I see you, you’d better be running in the opposite direction.

Tate:  Not that he doesn’t deserve it, but wow.  I kinda wish he was around so I can see that conversation.

Kee:  Huh.  You weren’t there that night in the club.  I wished you were, and then I could show him the type of guy I’m in love with now.  Stop making that noise.  It’s not sappy.  It’s true.  Now, your turn.  What would you say to an ex?
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Tate:  Apart from “Hi, I haven’t thought of you for ages”?  I’d probably say, “You took my Boss Orange shirt.  Can I have it back now?”

25.  Four weird traits that you have

Kee:  Who made up these questions?  “Weird” traits?  Weird in whose mind?  Okay:
1.  I like to dance in high heels.  That’s weird in anyone’s world.
2.  I often like to do the exact opposite of what is expected of me.
3.  I’ve never ordered a latte.  I’m resisting the gay stereotype.
4.  I can burp the alphabet.

Tate:  You can?  I think that’s a weird talent, not necessarily a trait.  The trait would be wanting to practice burping the alphabet until you had it.  My turn?
1.  I fall asleep straight away.  I’m not one of these people who lie around trying to sleep.  When it’s sleep time, my brain powers down and I go off to sleep.
2.  I look at people’s eyebrows.  I’m always checking to see if the shape and colour.  I can see who prefers natural but with some shaping, those who pluck within two hairs of width, and those who can’t be bothered.  It tells me a lot about that person.
3.  I turn all my clothes inside out before I wash and dry them.  Even my underwear
4.  I like to have sex in public places.
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Kee:  I can’t believe you said that in an interview.

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24.  Something you miss

Kee:  My hair.  I cut it off.  It’s easier to manage now, but I miss it.

Tate:  But you look cute!  Something I miss?  My washed coral jeans.
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Kee:  They. Were. Pink.

23.  A family member you dislike

Kee:  Oh, dear.  Will she read this?

Tate:  Nah.  She wouldn’t look at anything that has to do with gay guys.  So I think it’s okay for us both to pick Jeanette as our disliked family member.  But come on.  We don’t really dislike her, do we?  It’s just she needs to think before she opens her mouth and speaks about her mistaken beliefs.
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Kee:  I still think giving me any type of pointed and/or sharp implement while I’m near her is asking for trouble.

22.  Your morning routine

Kee:  I don’t get the question.

Tate:  You know – like showering, then shaving, then having breakfast?  Do you moisturise, exercise, minimise?  Do you like to read the newspaper while making your smoothie?  Do you like to jog, then do fifty pushups?

Kee:  I get up and go to work.  I don’t have a routine.  Roll out of bed, chuck on my uniform, coffee and porridge while I’m trying to be quiet and not wake you.  And more often than not I end up eating and drinking in the car while I’m driving.  I start at seven, you know.
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Tate:  I completely envy you.

In today's interview, things get a little snarky.

21.  Your zodiac/horoscope and whether you think it fits you

Kee:  Well, you know my birthday’s the twenty-second? Well it means I’m on the cusp.  Sagittarius and Capricorn.  Some charts put me in Sagittarius, while others put me in Capricorn.  I don’t think Sagittarius suits me.  It’s supposed to be optimistic, jovial and philosophical.  So I usually go with Capricorn. Responsible.  Practical.  Self-control.  Yes.  I think it fits me better.

Tate:  But hang on.  You only listed the good parts of your star sign.  What are the bad bits or the weaknesses?

Kee:  For Capricorn?  Um.  Stubborn?  We’re the goat with the goat’s stubbornness.

Tate:  They got that right.  Anything else?

Kee:  Capricorns are also supposed to want to be right all the time.

Tate:  Damn.  It fits you perfectly.  Because you’re not right over everything.  Including colours.

Kee:  They. Were. Pink. 

Tate:  They. Were. Not.

Kee:  And you call me stubborn?  So come on, what about you?  What’s your star sign – good and bad.

Tate:  Aquarius.  We’re smart, problem solvers with original flair.  Though we get bored easily and don’t trust readily.

Kee:  Don’t trust readily?  Like taking months before telling your boyfriend secrets?

Tate:  …

Kee:  Fine.  I’ll let you off.  Now tell me your weaknesses according to your star sign?
Tate:  Rebellious and sarcastic?

Kee:  No.  Really?

Tate:  I heard the sarcasm in that.  You can’t fool me. Do you want to know what else Aquarius is?

Kee:  What?

Tate:  We’re supposed to be really stubborn.
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Kee:  I told you they were pink.