As we count down the last 10 days until release of Kee and Tate, I've pitched them 30 questions from the 30-day writing challenge. Scroll down to see their answers from previous days. 20. Put your music player on shuffle and write the first 3 songs that play and what your initial thought is Kee: Pink, Beyonce and … Oh, my God. Pussycat Dolls. What are they still doing on there? My first thought is they’re all women. Second thought is they’re all dance tracks. And my third thought is they’re so gay. Huh. What did you get, Tate? Tate: Justin Timberlake. Yeah – that boy can move. It’s so obvious he’s gay or at least bi. He should just come out. Number two is Sam Smith. See – now that’s a boy who has taken his real self and used it to sell stuff. And number three… ah. Good stuff. Dami Im. Eurovision. She’s gorgeous. |
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19. Five fears you have
**Renae’s new rule – you must answer for the other person** Tate: Ha. Let’s go. You’re afraid of spiders— Kee: Am not! I just don’t think that having a spider climbing up my dick while I’m trying to get funky with you is not conducive to pleasure. Tate: Okay. I’ll give you that one. So you’re afraid of spiders on your dick-- Kee: Thank you. Tate: —your sister-in-law, Jeanette-- Kee: Hell, yes. Tate: —and your full name. But in the spirit of your fears instead of just phobias, I would have to say you fear losing control and also being seen as less of a man. Kee: Huh. I… Jeez. You’re probably right about that. I’m going to have to think about that. And while I do, I now get to psychoanalyse you. Tate: Ah. I already know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say I’m afraid of getting old and getting fat. Right? Kee: Would I be wrong? Tate: No. But come on. Tell me what else you think? Kee: Hmm. You’re afraid of people who put on Armani jackets with Kmart T-shirts? Tate: True. That’s just unnatural. Kee: You’re afraid of Donald Trump. Tate: Who isn’t? Do you realise what that man will do to the world economy? I’m not even talking about the global isolation he wishes to confine America to. But the foreign relations-- Kee: Yes. I know. You’ve told me many times before. I don’t think your opinion has changed since last time, so I don’t need another lecture. But I have one more fear I need to find for you. Hmm. A deep one. *pauses* You’re afraid of people seeing the real Tate until you’re ready. Your clothes, your image… they’re all ways to keep people away until you’re sure of them. You’re afraid of revealing too much. It took you over eight months to take me … bushwalking. Tate: *blushes*
17. A quote you try and live by
Kee: “Middle fingers up. Put them hands high. Wave it in his face. Tell 'em boy, bye.” Tate: Did you just quote Beyonce as your life quote? Kee: *shrugs* I don’t go around memorising quotes in life. Beyonce says some good shit. Or we could do Lady Gaga? “I touch myself and it’s alright”? Tate: Kee… Kee: Kylie? “I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky…”? What about Katy? “You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity”? What’s your answer? Tate: **laughs** Actually I was going to say “Just live your life.” Rhianna.
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