In today's interview, things get a little snarky.
21. Your zodiac/horoscope and whether you think it fits you
Kee: Well, you know my birthday’s the twenty-second? Well it means I’m on the cusp. Sagittarius and Capricorn. Some charts put me in Sagittarius, while others put me in Capricorn. I don’t think Sagittarius suits me. It’s supposed to be optimistic, jovial and philosophical. So I usually go with Capricorn. Responsible. Practical. Self-control. Yes. I think it fits me better.
Tate: But hang on. You only listed the good parts of your star sign. What are the bad bits or the weaknesses?
Kee: For Capricorn? Um. Stubborn? We’re the goat with the goat’s stubbornness.
Tate: They got that right. Anything else?
Kee: Capricorns are also supposed to want to be right all the time.
Tate: Damn. It fits you perfectly. Because you’re not right over everything. Including colours.
Kee: They. Were. Pink.
Tate: They. Were. Not.
Kee: And you call me stubborn? So come on, what about you? What’s your star sign – good and bad.
Tate: Aquarius. We’re smart, problem solvers with original flair. Though we get bored easily and don’t trust readily.
Kee: Don’t trust readily? Like taking months before telling your boyfriend secrets?
Kee: Fine. I’ll let you off. Now tell me your weaknesses according to your star sign?
Tate: Rebellious and sarcastic?
Kee: No. Really?
Tate: I heard the sarcasm in that. You can’t fool me. Do you want to know what else Aquarius is?
Tate: We’re supposed to be really stubborn.
Kee: I told you they were pink.
Sometimes things just need to be said.