In today's interview, things get a little snarky. 21. Your zodiac/horoscope and whether you think it fits you Kee: Well, you know my birthday’s the twenty-second? Well it means I’m on the cusp. Sagittarius and Capricorn. Some charts put me in Sagittarius, while others put me in Capricorn. I don’t think Sagittarius suits me. It’s supposed to be optimistic, jovial and philosophical. So I usually go with Capricorn. Responsible. Practical. Self-control. Yes. I think it fits me better. Tate: But hang on. You only listed the good parts of your star sign. What are the bad bits or the weaknesses? Kee: For Capricorn? Um. Stubborn? We’re the goat with the goat’s stubbornness. Tate: They got that right. Anything else? Kee: Capricorns are also supposed to want to be right all the time. Tate: Damn. It fits you perfectly. Because you’re not right over everything. Including colours. Kee: They. Were. Pink. Tate: They. Were. Not. Kee: And you call me stubborn? So come on, what about you? What’s your star sign – good and bad. Tate: Aquarius. We’re smart, problem solvers with original flair. Though we get bored easily and don’t trust readily. Kee: Don’t trust readily? Like taking months before telling your boyfriend secrets? Tate: … Kee: Fine. I’ll let you off. Now tell me your weaknesses according to your star sign? Tate: Rebellious and sarcastic? Kee: No. Really? Tate: I heard the sarcasm in that. You can’t fool me. Do you want to know what else Aquarius is? Kee: What? Tate: We’re supposed to be really stubborn. Kee: I told you they were pink. |
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19. Five fears you have
**Renae’s new rule – you must answer for the other person** Tate: Ha. Let’s go. You’re afraid of spiders— Kee: Am not! I just don’t think that having a spider climbing up my dick while I’m trying to get funky with you is not conducive to pleasure. Tate: Okay. I’ll give you that one. So you’re afraid of spiders on your dick-- Kee: Thank you. Tate: —your sister-in-law, Jeanette-- Kee: Hell, yes. Tate: —and your full name. But in the spirit of your fears instead of just phobias, I would have to say you fear losing control and also being seen as less of a man. Kee: Huh. I… Jeez. You’re probably right about that. I’m going to have to think about that. And while I do, I now get to psychoanalyse you. Tate: Ah. I already know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say I’m afraid of getting old and getting fat. Right? Kee: Would I be wrong? Tate: No. But come on. Tell me what else you think? Kee: Hmm. You’re afraid of people who put on Armani jackets with Kmart T-shirts? Tate: True. That’s just unnatural. Kee: You’re afraid of Donald Trump. Tate: Who isn’t? Do you realise what that man will do to the world economy? I’m not even talking about the global isolation he wishes to confine America to. But the foreign relations-- Kee: Yes. I know. You’ve told me many times before. I don’t think your opinion has changed since last time, so I don’t need another lecture. But I have one more fear I need to find for you. Hmm. A deep one. *pauses* You’re afraid of people seeing the real Tate until you’re ready. Your clothes, your image… they’re all ways to keep people away until you’re sure of them. You’re afraid of revealing too much. It took you over eight months to take me … bushwalking. Tate: *blushes*
17. A quote you try and live by
Kee: “Middle fingers up. Put them hands high. Wave it in his face. Tell 'em boy, bye.” Tate: Did you just quote Beyonce as your life quote? Kee: *shrugs* I don’t go around memorising quotes in life. Beyonce says some good shit. Or we could do Lady Gaga? “I touch myself and it’s alright”? Tate: Kee… Kee: Kylie? “I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky…”? What about Katy? “You make me feel like I'm losing my virginity”? What’s your answer? Tate: **laughs** Actually I was going to say “Just live your life.” Rhianna.
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