22. Your morning routine
Paul: Well, first I stretch my legs out. Then I grope, usually with my right hand, to check out the state of my hard on and then I--
Andrew: You’re lying.
Paul: Yeah, okay. Just because “Waking to my alarm, dashing out of bed and getting ready for work” isn’t interesting or pretty.
Andrew: I find you both interesting and pretty.
Paul: Yeah? So tell us what’s your morning routine. Is it any different from “Waking to my alarm, dashing out of bed and getting ready for work”?
Andrew: Yes. I wake to my alarm, think to myself “Shit- is it morning already?” then I dash out of bed and get ready for work.
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