21. Your zodiac/horoscope and whether you think it fits you
Andrew: Taurus. They are supposed to be bull-headed and hard workers. I’ll take that. What are you doing, Paul?
Paul: Looking up Taurus. Ha. Shit. It fits you perfect. Listen. “They are deliberate thinkers and when making decisions usually make the right one. Taurus are generally adaptable, adjusting easily to new circumstances especially if there is the reward of luxury, comfort, or sensual reward. This sign loves to laugh and spend time with family. Downsides, Taurus can be stubborn and ‘bullish’ about ideas that they’ve adopted. Taurus needs to be the leader and to be held in high esteem.” Yep. That’s you all over.
Andrew: Who said I need to be the leader?
Paul: You may want to revisit your answer on Day 15.
Andrew: Oh. Yeah. Okay then, smartie. What are you?
Paul: I’m Aquarius. But this stuff is just bullshit.
Andrew: Yeah? Okay – read out Aquarius for me and let’s see.
Paul: Fine. “Aquarians are among the friendliest of the signs, making friends everywhere. They are often chosen among co-workers and family for special awards and honours because of their ability to network. Highly intelligent they are energetic and talented, often using their abilities to help others. Downsides. If this sign does not have alone time and time to do much desired reflection, they become dour, emotionless, and even are prone to depressive interludes. They can become highly resentful if they believe that their voice is not being truly heard or valued.”
Andrew: I believe I may pay more attention to this star sign stuff in the future.
Paul: Are you saying I’m dour and depressive?
Paul: Shut up. That was just one day because I couldn’t fit my work out in, and I— Oh.
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